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What NOT to do while in the theatre when watching "LOTR: Return of the King":
* Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the
hell is Harry Potter?"
* Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL
NOT..... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
* Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says, "the Ring."
* Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
* Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
* Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mister Ander-sonnn."
* When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
* Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
* Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty
Python style.
* When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
* In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"
* Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
* During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
* Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
* Start an Orc sing-a-long.
* Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.
* When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"
* Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
would be like.
* Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.
* Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.