On the subway

"Ladies and gentlemen, can I have a moment of your time. I am hungry. Poor. Homeless. If you can spare some change I will be able to eat tonight. Every bit helps. Thank you and god bless."

*takes out a harmonica*
*plays a few notes*
"Go shorty"
*harmonica*
*harmonica*
"It's your birthday"
*harmonica*
"We gonna party, like it's your birthday"

*Walks down subway car holding out cup*