On the subway

[confuseacat]

"Ladies and gentlemen, can I have a moment of your time. I am hungry. Poor. Homeless. If you can spare some change I will be able to eat tonight. Every bit helps. Thank you and god bless."

*takes out a harmonica*
*plays a few notes*
"Go shorty"
*harmonica*
*harmonica*
"It's your birthday"
*harmonica*
"We gonna party, like it's your birthday"

*Walks down subway car holding out cup*

Comments

[katelovesmeg.livejournal.com]

one time some guy came on our car with something about being hungry and needing money. I'm sure he wanted drug money. I gave him a granola bar--if he was actually hungry, then I helped.
hehe